The Holy Empire of Senovky is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 16.274 billion Senovkyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elizabeth. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Senovkyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,926 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,391 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, the well-to-do in the Rejected Realms are never on time for important appointments, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senovky's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Senovky is ranked 278,863^rd in the world and 6,831^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -318.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.