The 💛🤍Iɱαɠιɳαɾყ Cσυɳƚɾყ💜🖤 of New Anarchisticstan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Furina de Fontaine with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.625 billion Metropolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leidenschaftlich. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Smodejan economy, worth a remarkable 3,051 trillion Loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 353,840 Loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has heavily invested in badly drawn monkeys, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and many believe that Furina de Fontaine's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Anarchisticstan's national animal is the Surintendante Chevalmarin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Benevolence.

New Anarchisticstan is ranked 99,425^th in the world and 1,880^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,102.06 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.