Population | 7.409 billion |
Capital | Cacao town |
Leader | Chairman Chocolate |
Faith | Communism |
Currency | fenomenal fiat flippo |
Animal | Penguin |
The Communist Campus of Chocolatistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman Chocolate with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.409 billion Chocolatistani are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cacao town. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Chocolatistan economy, worth a remarkable 4,276 trillion fenomenal fiat flippoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 577,181 fenomenal fiat flippoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, people are often woken up by rubbish music, and Chocolatistan athletes are close to breaking the 2 minute mile and the 16 meter long jump. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chocolatistan's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communism.
Chocolatistan is ranked 6,745th in the world and 138th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 8,588.39 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The Republic of Swancotoss.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The What's this guy's job of Vuy.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The Protectorate of Yeetison.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The 🦄🦄 Endorse Me Please 🦄🦄 of Karputsk.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Socialist State Fayria.
- : Chocolatistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The Republic of Libera Publica.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The Holy Democratic Empire of Isep Dikit.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The MEN 🗣️🔥🔥🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 of Aadhirisian Puppet Nation.
- : Chocolatistan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Brykmaere.
World Assembly
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