The Citizen's Citizen Citizen of Cyptopir is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Julianne Rivers with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.091 billion Cyptopiriots are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grønnheim. The average income tax rate is 78.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cyptopiriot economy, worth 112 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 103,387 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Phoenix is one of the most popular forenames in Cyptopir, artists are pillars of society, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills, and the nation has chosen not to live in interesting times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyptopir's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

Cyptopir is ranked 27,113^th in the world and 723^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,032.01 on the Gilded Widget Scale.