The Free Land of McdonaldsMart is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.985 billion Wagies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 6.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Employed economy, worth 589 trillion Cheeseburgers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 98,463 Cheeseburgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many former slaves are finding out there is such a thing as a free lunch, you can tell when Wagies are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, euthanasia is legal, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. McdonaldsMart's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

McdonaldsMart is ranked 292,097^th in the world and 326^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 10.82 law-abiding acts per hour.