Population | 5.51 billion |
Capital | Lilombo |
Leader | Mahinda Banda |
Currency | Alup |
Animal | Thompson's Lion |
The Unified Nations of Sri Malawi is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Mahinda Banda with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.51 billion Sri Malawians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilombo. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Sri Malawian economy, worth 958 trillion Alups a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,041 Alups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown. Sri Malawi's national animal is the Thompson's Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sri Malawi is ranked 47,136th in the world and 37th in Conch Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 931.92403551268 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sri Malawi's influence in Conch Kingdom rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Sri Malawi's influence in Conch Kingdom fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Sri Malawi endorsed The United Socialist States of Soviet Utopia Reunion Party.
- : Sri Malawi was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Soviet Utopia Reunion Party.
- : Sri Malawi's influence in Conch Kingdom rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Sri Malawi endorsed The Dictatorship of Krute Empire.
- : Sri Malawi was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Krute Empire.
- : Sri Malawi endorsed The Republic of SocioLiber.
- : Sri Malawi was endorsed by The Republic of SocioLiber.
- : Sri Malawi voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 81 » Nibelia, Duby, Pervincia, Socialist Platypus, Paul Pasch, Liberto-Ancapistan, Nova Briton, Ziroxeut, Hubdova, Balan Bar, Tie-Died Chinchillas, The Psittacines, Lislandia, Novo Reslas, Seolia, Kyievska Rus, Aelandi, Loveable Dogs, Stustu, Ruotsaland, Empireedy, Northshires, Grand Order Of Lodgec, AusValia, Achlos, El Blurkistan, Red Finlandian Guard, Great Koryeo, Olornia, Pandorivia, Krullefor, Azflebrigan, Isolon, Delnish, Happiville, Gundeldingen, Reslania, The Celtics, Vioxa, Cassinea, Kiyadimundika, Grachevia, Makka Pakka, Boratstans, The Moon Raven, Heskurik, Beshyae, Tingham, Nova Cameroon, Mudreuque, and 31 others.Glentaurius, Rehavia-Nayot, Benanko, United Corperations, Athlanthean, Gabyl, DexterBurg, Polacianth, Union-Siberian Socialist-Monarchy, Ciapore, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Slavic Lurkers, Buyo, Ukaland City, The Free City of Nelson, Floofybit, Stellar entropy, Aeonic, Greater Burmaria, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Makko Oko, Charville, La Sangre subio, Kaimalia, New Sker, Lycom, Macadia, Doge Flower, SocioLiber, Krute Empire, and Soviet Utopia Reunion Party.