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Most Influential: 278thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,312thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,764th
The Unified Nations of
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Sri Malawi

Population5.51 billion

CapitalLilombo
LeaderMahinda Banda

CurrencyAlup
AnimalThompson's Lion

The Unified Nations of Sri Malawi is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Mahinda Banda with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.51 billion Sri Malawians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilombo. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sri Malawian economy, worth 958 trillion Alups a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,041 Alups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown. Sri Malawi's national animal is the Thompson's Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sri Malawi is ranked 47,136th in the world and 37th in Conch Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 931.92403551268 days.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 4,764thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,159thMost Efficient Economies: 6,400thMost Developed: 6,618thSmartest Citizens: 6,759thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,297thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,125thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,323rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,454thNicest Citizens: 9,966thMost Inclusive: 10,290thHealthiest Citizens: 10,345thMost Secular: 10,378thHighest Food Quality: 10,645thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,773rdSafest: 10,836thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,937thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,097thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,816thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,463rdRudest Citizens: 12,658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,825thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,359thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,606thLargest Governments: 14,510thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,006thMost Cultured: 15,709thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,803rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,309thLargest Retail Industry: 22,268thLowest Crime Rates: 23,708thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,874thBest Weather: 25,168thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,216thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,769th
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Most Influential: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 33rd in the region

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