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Most Inclusive: 125thMost Influential: 131stMost Compassionate Citizens: 228th
The Equatorial Bulge of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Comme l'eau sur le dos d'un ship canard
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Lislandia

Population12.351 billion

CapitalHiwahiwa
LeaderAlexa Downeaster
FaithBaba Yetu

Currencylisle
Animalharloquin

The Equatorial Bulge of Lislandia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alexa Downeaster with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.351 billion Lislandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hiwahiwa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lislandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,674 trillion lisles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 297,506 lisles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Lislandia after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning. Crime is totally unknown. Lislandia's national animal is the harloquin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Baba Yetu.

Lislandia is ranked 12,854th in the world and 3rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 1,960.38202313248 days.

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Most Inclusive: 125thMost Influential: 131stMost Compassionate Citizens: 228thHighest Food Quality: 232ndNicest Citizens: 236thMost Cheerful Citizens: 340thMost Beautiful Environments: 393rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 443rdMost Pacifist: 450thLargest Welfare Programs: 515thMost Cultured: 545thBest Weather: 563rdMost Rebellious Youth: 653rdMost Advanced Public Education: 665thLargest Publishing Industry: 713thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 783rdSmartest Citizens: 801stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 829thLargest Governments: 901stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 917thHighest Average Tax Rates: 931stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 947thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,142ndMost Developed: 1,324thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,469thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,769thHealthiest Citizens: 1,778thMost Efficient Economies: 1,791stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,825thRudest Citizens: 1,996thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,997thHighest Average Incomes: 2,961stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,012thSafest: 3,581stLowest Crime Rates: 4,220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,305thHighest Economic Output: 5,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,557thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,758thMost Devout: 9,743rdMost Stationary: 12,854thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 17,664thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,569th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 25th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Politically Free: 29th in the regionNudest: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lislandia, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Lislandia, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing.
  • : Lislandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Lislandia, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Lislandia after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Lislandia, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
  • : Following new legislation in Lislandia, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Lislandia, Alexa Downeaster can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Lislandia endorsed The United Socialist States of Soviet Utopia Reunion Party.
  • : Following new legislation in Lislandia, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Lislandia was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Soviet Utopia Reunion Party.

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