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Most Influential: 522ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,467thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,256th
The Great State of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Are you ready for greatness?
Simion Pavel
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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El Blurkistan

Population7.344 billion

CapitalCeh
LeaderSimion Pavel
FaithTagramism

CurrencyRova
AnimalRed Panda

The Great State of El Blurkistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Simion Pavel with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 7.344 billion Blurks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceh. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blurkic economy, worth 927 trillion Rovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,268 Rovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bars are packed at all hours, the news is showing footage of Simion Pavel bullying an old man to the point of tears, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily. Crime is totally unknown. El Blurkistan's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tagramism.

El Blurkistan is ranked 59,142nd in the world and 56th in Conch Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 774.3000947254 days.

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Most Influential: 522ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,467thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,256thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,301stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,399thNicest Citizens: 7,818thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,880thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,217thMost Inclusive: 8,244thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,420thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,751stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,191stHighest Food Quality: 10,519thBest Weather: 10,875thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,070thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,831stMost Developed: 12,844thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,031stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,758thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,904thMost Cultured: 15,175thMost Efficient Economies: 15,306thSmartest Citizens: 15,546thHealthiest Citizens: 17,248thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,818thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,846thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,297thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,329thLargest Governments: 24,179thLeast Corrupt Governments: 25,151stMost Income Equality: 27,792nd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionNudest: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily.
  • : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
  • : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, the news is showing footage of Simion Pavel bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : El Blurkistan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Soviet Utopia Reunion Party.
  • : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.

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