Population | 7.344 billion |
Capital | Ceh |
Leader | Simion Pavel |
Faith | Tagramism |
Currency | Rova |
Animal | Red Panda |
The Great State of El Blurkistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Simion Pavel with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 7.344 billion Blurks enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceh. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Blurkic economy, worth 927 trillion Rovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,268 Rovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bars are packed at all hours, the news is showing footage of Simion Pavel bullying an old man to the point of tears, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily. Crime is totally unknown. El Blurkistan's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tagramism.
El Blurkistan is ranked 59,142nd in the world and 56th in Conch Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 774.3000947254 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, meteorologists warn of fog just past 4pm daily.
- : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.
- : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, the news is showing footage of Simion Pavel bullying an old man to the point of tears.
- : El Blurkistan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Soviet Utopia Reunion Party.
- : El Blurkistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
- : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, bars are packed at all hours.
- : Following new legislation in El Blurkistan, the nation's black ops are starting to get on people's nerves.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 77 » Ziroxeut, Socialist Platypus, Duby, Hubdova, Pervincia, Novo Reslas, Sri Malawi, Vapo, Stustu, Liberto-Ancapistan, Lislandia, Nibelia, Empireedy, Nova Briton, Paul Pasch, Red Finlandian Guard, Grand Order Of Lodgec, Balan Bar, Loveable Dogs, Olornia, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Pandorivia, The Psittacines, Northshires, Delnish, Happiville, The Celtics, Rehavia-Nayot, Cassinea, Azflebrigan, Grachevia, The Moon Raven, Reslania, Boratstans, Beshyae, Gundeldingen, Ruotsaland, Vioxa, Isolon, DexterBurg, VegeTotia, Heskurik, Great Koryeo, Aelandi, Tingham, Kiyadimundika, Nova Cameroon, Mudreuque, Glentaurius, Benanko, and 27 others.Makka Pakka, United Corperations, NZ Land, Gabyl, Posadastan, Polacianth, Ciapore, Valles Marineris Mining co, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Slavic Lurkers, Buyo, The Free City of Nelson, Floofybit, Makko Oko, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Charville, Aeonic, La Sangre subio, Bethesda Scamville, Greater Burmaria, New Sker, Kaimalia, Dapant, Doge Flower, SocioLiber, Krute Empire, and Soviet Utopia Reunion Party.