The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.206 billion Floofs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Floofy economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 152,525 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, the sky (and your feet) are the limit, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, and it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Foxlington Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofism.

Floofybit is ranked 330,660^th in the world and 326^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -27.24 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.