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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 203rdMost Devout: 249thBest Weather: 504th
The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Long Live The Tangerine!
Bit Foxling
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Floofybit

Population6.547 billion

CapitalFoxlington
LeaderBit Foxling
FaithFloofism

Currencyф Floofybitcoin
AnimalFoxlington Terrier

The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.547 billion Floofs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The all-consuming Floofy economy, worth 916 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,022 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Foxlington Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofism.

Floofybit is ranked 137,553rd in the world and 148th in Conch Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 223.24115573668 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 203rdMost Devout: 249thBest Weather: 504thMost Conservative: 511thLowest Crime Rates: 547thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 614thMost Authoritarian: 657thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 690thSafest: 721stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,209thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,299thMost Pacifist: 1,324thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,440thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,477thHealthiest Citizens: 1,498thMost Patriotic: 1,940thMost Extreme: 2,111thMost Influential: 2,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,350thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,393rdLargest Governments: 2,929thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,006thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,830thMost Income Equality: 5,297thNicest Citizens: 5,676thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,036thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,736thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,302ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,429thTop
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Most Developed: 18,098thSmartest Citizens: 26,174thHighest Average Incomes: 26,231stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28,108th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 34th in the region

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