The Holy Town of LamonicBibber is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Crafty Tom with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.705 billion Bibarians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of That One Place. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient LamonicBibberian economy, worth a remarkable 2,215 trillion Pine Cones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,984 Pine Cones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, cops in That One Place spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and Crafty Tom's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LamonicBibber's national animal is the Holy Mackerel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Mielikki.

LamonicBibber is ranked 1,591^st in the world and 35^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 153.35 law-abiding acts per hour.