The Constitutional monarchy of Kingdom of Eldovia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime minister Osman pashan with a fair hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.138 billion Eldovians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of David city. The average income tax rate is 24.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eldovian economy, worth 357 trillion Aldovian lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,074 Aldovian lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Eldovian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, bank robbers always set aside 50% of the loot to pay off the judge, and the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones. Crime is totally unknown. Kingdom of Eldovia's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kingdom of Eldovia is ranked 46,199^th in the world and 548^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 158.2 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.