The People's Republic of Hussija is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade Silvestr Kučera with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 1.504 billion Hussijans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nová Praha. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Hussijan economy, worth 134 trillion lidové zlatoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 89,122 lidové zlatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Comrade Silvestr Kučera on Hussija's coulrophobia epidemic, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hussija's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hussite Christianity.

Hussija is ranked 14,415^th in the world and 93^rd in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.84 law-abiding acts per hour.