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Most Inclusive: 1,061stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,080thNicest Citizens: 1,093rd
The Commune of
Left-wing Utopia
Skywards!
The People
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Xyrron

Population9.145 billion

CapitalIruka
LeaderThe People
FaithHumanism

CurrencyLabour Voucher
AnimalDolphin

The Commune of Xyrron is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.145 billion Xyrronians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iruka. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xyrronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,687 trillion Labour Vouchers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,525 Labour Vouchers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime is totally unknown. Xyrron's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Humanism.

Xyrron is ranked 10,820th in the world and 77th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.27 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Inclusive: 1,061stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,080thNicest Citizens: 1,093rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,369thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,412thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,451stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,620thHighest Food Quality: 1,758thMost Pacifist: 1,767thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,797thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,821stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,271stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,336thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,351stTop
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Largest Governments: 3,258thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,449thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,558thBest Weather: 3,748thMost Cultured: 3,777thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,870thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,031stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,067thMost Developed: 4,207thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,441stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,473rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,621stSafest: 4,841stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,082ndSmartest Citizens: 5,097thMost Efficient Economies: 5,105thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,993rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,049thMost Influential: 8,441stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,906thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,173rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,820thHighest Average Incomes: 12,619thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,401stNudest: 15,718thMost Income Equality: 19,368thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,264thMost Politically Free: 27,270th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 15th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 29th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xyrron, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyrron, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyrron, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyrron, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyrron, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyrron, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyrron, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyrron, AI citizens are criticized for being robotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyrron, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in Xyrron, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Iruka.

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