Population | 8.42 billion |
Capital | Xerum |
Leader | General Secretary Millie Parsons |
Faith | State Atheism |
Currency | Zaelian Credit |
Animal | Rusty-spotted cat |
The People's Republic of Zaeli is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Secretary Millie Parsons with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 8.42 billion Zaelians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xerum. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Zaelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,289 trillion Zaelian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 153,140 Zaelian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, and the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaeli's national animal is the Rusty-spotted cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.
Zaeli is ranked 13,612th in the world and 103rd in The Leftist Assembly for Most Cultured, scoring 105 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zaeli was endorsed by The Federal Hanseatic Republic of Volkersland.
- : Zaeli voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Zaeli voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Zaeli, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
- : Following new legislation in Zaeli, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
- : Zaeli endorsed The 30 Years of Jurassic Park of Sauros.
- : Zaeli endorsed The Incorporated States of The Great Slime Nation of Nick.
- : Zaeli was endorsed by The Incorporated States of The Great Slime Nation of Nick.
- : Zaeli was endorsed by The 30 Years of Jurassic Park of Sauros.
- : Zaeli voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 23 » Rorlenland, Sincadenas, Kawany, Themsylvanii, Zaratov, Newer Zealand, Marxist Land of Peoples, Soviet Trailer Park, Jtracome87stan, Hussija, Midterra, Rhenna, United Asahi, Tourettesia, Larger Green Plants, Runegeist, Xanidema, Ushydu, Kero Kero Bonito, Brosnavia, Sauros, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, and Volkersland.