The People's Republic of Fibish is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ioan Constantin Dascălu with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.898 billion Fibishians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fibiș. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Fibishian economy, worth 283 trillion Lei a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,685 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fibish's national animal is the Cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Fibish is ranked 5,729^th in the world and 104^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,536.98 on the Clooney Contribution Index.