Population | 6.389 billion |
Capital | Vettia |
Leader | Borschtis Kartofflen |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Turtle |
The Collectively Confused States of Kagtopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Borschtis Kartofflen with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.389 billion Kagtopians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vettia. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The powerhouse Kagtopian economy, worth 642 trillion Kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,567 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Borschtis Kartofflen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kagtopia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.
Kagtopia is ranked 11,666th in the world and 80th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.31 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kagtopia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Ancron.
- : Kagtopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Kagtopia was endorsed by The Workers' Utopian States of The Great Slime Nation of Nick.
- : Kagtopia was endorsed by The 30 Years of Jurassic Park of Sauros.
- : Kagtopia was endorsed by The Dominion of Kero Kero Bonito.
- : Kagtopia was endorsed by The People's Republic of Huazhi.
- : Kagtopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Kagtopia was endorsed by The Parliamentary Dukedom of Viscongia.
- : Kagtopia endorsed The People's Republic of Xanidema.
- : Following new legislation in Kagtopia, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Borschtis Kartofflen.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 29 » United Socialist Republics of LAN, Martilliopen, Khoridan, Fizzopolis, Soviet Trailer Park, Rorlenland, New Arkados, Kawany, Midterra, Sincadenas, Fibish, Marxist Land of Peoples, Sarmanov, Newer Zealand, Republic of Braz, Themsylvanii, Giratyphon, Zaratov, Hussija, Tourettesia, Rhenna, Runegeist, Larger Green Plants, Xanidema, Huazhi, Kero Kero Bonito, Sauros, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, and Ancron.