The Madoka Theocracy of Her Majesty Silver Garden is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Her Majesty's Chosen Monica with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 12.996 billion Disciples of Madokas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanctum Argentum. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Her Majesty's Servant economy, worth a remarkable 2,797 trillion Souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 215,266 Souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and Her Majesty's Chosen Monica's new socialist government gets its policy advice from teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Her Majesty Silver Garden's national animal is the Kyubey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Madokaism.

Her Majesty Silver Garden is ranked 290,189^th in the world and 335^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -683.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.