by Max Barry

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The Most Primitive in Conch Kingdom

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Conch Kingdom is ranked 25,831st in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Divine Ocean of The Shark GodAuthoritarian Democracy“Fish are food”
2.The Many Islands of Carnal DesiresFather Knows Best State“Four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and weed.”
3.The Secluded Isle of StrabbyCivil Rights Lovefest“Strabbystrabbystrabby”
4.The Kingdom of City SahahCivil Rights Lovefest“By The People For The People”
5.The Absolute Monarchic Theocracy of Empire of BlockworldPsychotic Dictatorship“Christ is Risen from the dead”
6.The Federal Republic of Eastern RepublicInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Let us build off our past for a better future.”
7.The Dictatorship of El HalvadorIron Fist Consumerists“The World's Coolest Dictatored Country”
8.The Dictatorship of South NigreaIron Fist Consumerists“Aki nem térdel le népünk előtt, végzetes hibát követ el”
9.The Rogue Nation of PosadastanPsychotic Dictatorship“Long Live Posadas!”
10.The United Islands of PolacianthIron Fist Consumerists“United we stand, divided we fall”
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