The Special Autonomous Commune of Great Vankor is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by United-Vankor People's ZhèngXié Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.76 billion Vankorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hsinmukchun. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vankorian economy, worth 816 trillion Vankor Kuàis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 141,684 Vankor Kuàis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, the Vankorian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Vankor's national animal is the Vankorian Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vankorian Path to International Unionism.

Great Vankor is ranked 273,583^rd in the world and 920^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 8,217.73 Standard Monetary Units.