The Free Land of Emberwood Coast is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Saravalie Interva with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.226 billion Emberitians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aura. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Emberitian economy, worth a remarkable 3,368 trillion kiribs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,617 kiribs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and a flying elephant and Saravalie Interva share the same nickname. Crime is totally unknown. Emberwood Coast's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Emberwood Coast is ranked 2,136^th in the world and 51^st in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 274.13 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.