The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Kopper with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 40.479 billion Beezertopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beezertopia City. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Beezertopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,180 trillion mithrils a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,576 mithrils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, protestors are soaking piles of mithrils in blood to make a point about government incomes, it's illegal to be caught on tape, and economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beezertopia's national animal is the Clydesdale Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is little bit of this and that.

Beezertopia is ranked 7,058^th in the world and 157^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Food Quality, scoring 184.2 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.