The Federation of Zavea is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langley with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.622 billion Zaveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zavean economy, worth an astonishing 13,598 trillion Zavean Standard Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 475,122 Zavean Standard Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, immigrants who don't like the taste of Zavean Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zavea's national animal is the Angel Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zavea is ranked 28^th in the world and 2^nd in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 281.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.