Population | 3.525 billion |
Capital | Apollopolis |
Leader | the Oracle |
Faith | veganism |
Currency | smooch |
Animal | electric eel |
The Exceedingly Chill Locale of Aquarii is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the Oracle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.525 billion Aquariians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apollopolis. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Aquariian economy, worth 303 trillion smooches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 86,190 smooches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
All recreational drugs are legal, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop), offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield, and 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aquarii's national animal is the electric eel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is veganism.
Aquarii is ranked 18,925th in the world and 342nd in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 80.27 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aquarii was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Aquarii, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : Following new legislation in Aquarii, offering a builder a cup of tea is a legal minefield.
- : Following new legislation in Aquarii, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop).
- : Following new legislation in Aquarii, all recreational drugs are legal.
- : Following new legislation in Aquarii, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Aquarii, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in Aquarii, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists.
- : Following new legislation in Aquarii, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
- : Following new legislation in Aquarii, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 29 » The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Overthinkers, Bhang Bhang Duc, Mediobogdum, Apexiala, Hamburg Neo, Varanius, Hongg Kong, Occidius, Isachile Tum, Corbeil, Fotisdia, Willow Gate, Rengum in Lingo, Wickedly evil people, Dilber, Nas Crustium, Tsangenya, Tropical Isles, Fujai, Newgratia, Algueneia, Elegarth, Sorprendente, Xanderstan, All European nations, NewIberia, Opassom, and Pongo Tapanuliensis.