The Exceedingly Chill Locale of Aquarii is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Oracle with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.45 billion Aquariians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Apollopolis. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Aquariian economy, worth 184 trillion smooches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Book Publishing. Average income is 75,286 smooches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Living well is no longer the best kind of revenge, organ donation is compulsory, former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing, and The Oracle claims no responsibility for what The Oracle's government does. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aquarii's national animal is the electric eel, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is veganism.

Aquarii is ranked 262,561^st in the world and 3,430^th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -199.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.