The Community of Tiazan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Panjandrum with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.469 billion Tiazanas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of tel'Vosti. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiazian economy, worth 820 trillion Cantras a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,988 Cantras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and Tiazian diplomacy is by the book. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiazan's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Tiazan is ranked 1,820^th in the world and 43^rd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 150.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.