The Federal Republic of The New Dacians is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marius Matei with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 10.42 billion Dacians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pătrașcugrad. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dacian economy, worth a remarkable 1,845 trillion Râs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,069 Râs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Dacians's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Soterician Malchiahism.

The New Dacians is ranked 6,534^th in the world and 165^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 497.45 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.