by Max Barry

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The Most Scientifically Advanced in the South Pacific

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 5,395th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2Compulsory Consumerist State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.The Free Land of PrivatoreInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Desperate, but not helpless.”
3.The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors ParadisoInoffensive Centrist Democracy“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”
4.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCorporate Police State“With oysters we thrive!”
5.The Hive of DelthorensdaleCapitalizt“Nurture.”
6.The Glorious Empire of VenkaraFather Knows Best State“To die for the empire and ensure our supremacy!”
7.The Republic of Kiasu-ismDemocratic Socialists“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”
8.The Unified Lands of RestartAllInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Embrace the Unknown”
9.The Armed Republic of SprinklerCorporate Police State“To rule and opress”
10.The Commonwealth of United States of VietnamLeft-wing Utopia“We're not Việt Cộng”
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