by Max Barry

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The Most Scientifically Advanced in the South Pacific

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 5,157th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2Compulsory Consumerist State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.The Free Land of PrivatoreDemocratic Socialists“Desperate, but not helpless.”
3.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCorporate Police State“With oysters we thrive!”
4.The Hive of DelthorensdaleLeft-Leaning College State“Nurture.”
5.The Republic of Kiasu-ismDemocratic Socialists“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”
6.The Commonwealth of United States of VietnamCivil Rights Lovefest“We're not Việt Cộng”
7.The Armed Republic of SprinklerCorporate Police State“To rule and opress”
8.The Kylromon Constitu Republic of The Kylromon NazbolDemocratic Socialists“Respect our society or be annihilated!”
9.The Republic of CypheriScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Strength Through Freedom”
10.The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious PaperclipsIron Fist Consumerists“Insufficient experience to get experience”
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