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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,127thMost Influential: 3,143rdMost Secular: 5,037th
The Technate Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In progress, we find purpose and unity.
the Technate People's Party
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Lyenati

Population2.35 billion

CapitalLyenzhou
Leaderthe Technate People's Party

CurrencyLunet Yuan
AnimalLenq Qui Dolphin

The Technate Republic of Lyenati is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the Technate People's Party with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, zero percent divorce rate, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.35 billion Lyenese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lyenzhou. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lyenatian economy, worth 289 trillion Lunet Yuan a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,102 Lunet Yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Lyenati are blocked up with orders for new public loos, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lyenati's national animal is the Lenq Qui Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lyenati is ranked 14,600th in the world and 348th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 333.85 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,127thTop
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Most Influential: 3,143rdMost Secular: 5,037thSafest: 7,797thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,512thMost Developed: 9,700thLowest Crime Rates: 10,411thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,853rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,037thMost Pacifist: 12,501stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,778thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,443rdMost Authoritarian: 13,685thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,948thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,600thSmartest Citizens: 15,574thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,148thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,270thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,004thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,216thHealthiest Citizens: 19,849thLargest Governments: 20,879thMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,898thBest Weather: 22,577thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,401st
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Most Secular: 119th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 222nd in the regionSafest: 234th in the regionMost Developed: 259th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 279th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 287th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 307th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 308th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 321st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 345th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 348th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 359th in the regionMost Influential: 360th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 382nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 388th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 399th in the regionLargest Governments: 408th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 409th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 423rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 449th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 465th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 469th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lyenati was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
  • : Following new legislation in Lyenati, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Lyenati was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
  • : Lyenati was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Lyenati, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Lyenati, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Lyenati, builders across Lyenati are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Lyenati, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
  • : Following new legislation in Lyenati, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Lyenati, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students.

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