The United Provinces of Balzaria is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.813 billion Balzarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balzarus. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Balzarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,875 trillion balzans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,996 balzans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Balzarian sovereign territory, and there is something rotten in the state of Balzaria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balzaria's national animal is the wagtail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Balzaria is ranked 59,002^nd in the world and 1,759^th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 127.52 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.