by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 690thMost Influential: 1,084thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,570th
The United Provinces of
Left-wing Utopia
Aequam memento rebus in arduis servare mentem.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population14.858 billion



The United Provinces of Balzaria is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 14.858 billion Balzarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balzarus. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Balzarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,169 trillion balzans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,704 balzans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Balzarian sovereign territory, and there is something rotten in the state of Balzaria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balzaria's national animal is the wagtail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Balzaria is ranked 3,108th in the world and 179th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.73 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 690thMost Influential: 1,084thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,570thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,108thSafest: 3,480thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,769thBest Weather: 4,408thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,962ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,603rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,700thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,031stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,691stMost Pacifist: 7,771stHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,400thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,802ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,191stMost Cultured: 9,930thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,295thTop
Most Stationary: 12,376thNicest Citizens: 12,543rdSmartest Citizens: 12,667thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,029thHighest Economic Output: 15,406thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,592ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,071stLargest Populations: 16,232ndLargest Welfare Programs: 17,062ndMost Developed: 17,587thLargest Governments: 18,219thMost Inclusive: 20,069thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,884thMost Secular: 22,788th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 179th in the regionSafest: 192nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 210th in the regionBest Weather: 267th in the regionMost Stationary: 269th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 285th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 286th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 290th in the regionLargest Populations: 362nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 401st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 403rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 414th in the regionMost Influential: 419th in the regionMost Pacifist: 453rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 477th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 502nd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 510th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 517th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 517th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 525th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 684th in the regionNicest Citizens: 715th in the regionNudest: 740th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 797th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 807th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 814th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 825th in the regionLargest Governments: 895th in the regionMost Developed: 973rd in the region

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