Population | 21.496 billion |
Capital | Balzarus |
Currency | balzan |
Animal | wagtail |
The United Provinces of Balzaria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 21.496 billion Balzarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balzarus. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Balzarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,844 trillion balzans a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,824 balzans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Balzarian sovereign territory, and there is something rotten in the state of Balzaria. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Balzaria's national animal is the wagtail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Balzaria is ranked 11,937th in the world and 536th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 110 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Balzaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Republic of Auvangad Eng.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Civilization State of Altivia.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Commonwealth of United Kahndaq.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The People's Republic of Ziprotscria.
- : Balzaria was endorsed by The Republic of Germanic Cat.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 262 » Siwale, Great Bights Mum, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Malta Comino Gozo, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, PlanetPunk, Kwaj, Necromonia, Yukti, Cloydicia, The Iron Lions, Wineclaw, Unsophisticate, Corfad, Unimaginable Doom, Maott, Phoronu, Shibutani, Former English Colony, New Trisone, Koda-Land, Zeternia, Ethnon, Pleroma Sans Romans, Empy, Wilkshire, Greater Pittsburgh, The Rhein States, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Omnistria, The Austro Germanic Union, Ninjak30, Cinnibar, Pasargad, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Panama Coalition, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Trillius, Loutsland, Xagill, PotatoFarmers, Kranostav, and 212 others.Zecit, Seenvorland, Zyvetskistaahn, Merconitonitopia, Khoik, Chukstik Illahi, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Prydania, Sikol, Simone Republic, A Salmon Named Harold, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Ozstan, Bankowiata, The Jerichowan Country, Confederacy of North America, Andanavia, AmManies, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Capitista, New Terra-Nullius, Holy Marcus Empire, Singamadri, Pazair, Cobolica, KAP03land, Bornodia, Loptous, The Arverni Lands, Regallio, Bagojo, Filibustra, Batatoland Empire, Varisland, Omicron Persei V111, Inspiratus, Gendirt, Antiyard, Sechiole, Alzaran, Roman Empire August, Arucaria, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, Old Emporia, Intion North, Parpyduckland, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Tsandonown, Chipoli, Oannia, Exkosia, Stud Hoy, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Flamengo, Darkanistan, Nationeer, Racoda, Elephant Bill Land, Wisconsota, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Harjad, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Gorundu, Esperonia, Rinadia, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Southern Moosetopia, Laurendon, Mallyna, Pineappleistania, Marlducro, Saugeen Shores, Catalis, Segesta, Etanur, South Parter, Viridiann, Federation of Vanguard, Vilaforta, Furballland, Deliber, Atrito, Northern-Kempia, Rex Republic, TamilPesum, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, New Atlantico, New-Ferytland, Ishtimbine, Orjald, Valentine Z, Pinky Queen, Kaschovia, Keb Numar, Dakota Territories, DarkMondoria, Blyskalia, Yokciq Empire, Mesvice, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Individualist Catopia, Alire, Coth Pladyia, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, Fran Advar, Coders, Libaga, The Blind Side, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, New Cordyceps, Notyoutopia, Oskland, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Saint-Dauphin, Inclement Space, Grith Neria, Valiacorkit, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Izern, Lionsroar, Amdupe, Bodhisva, The Police, Ijo, Sindoesia, Vertigoism, Kingdom of Time, Darbland, New Derse, Texopolian TRADE ROUTE, Tugupaw, Bardopia, Gragadoia, Sur Isles, Republiqueducroissant, Mystiquelle, Leone Frankia, Zelenaya Dolina, Aerilia, Velting-Instan, Arjuna, Zandos, Love Shack, Perikuresu, Lambadian, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Gojira, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, Ham Federation, United Orange Valley States, Sapien-Zustand, Artoriticitys, Illusia and Neverendia, Ardok, New Chiken, Latin Crimea, Northumberlandia, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Photan, Sanctum Teriaris, Halsoni, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Psykistriaa, Lezaseia, Nebiyar, Eludmonden, Kainin, Lugarvatn, Fragrancia, Abinved, Pribaltic Union, Endus Mea Fral, Norwegian FOREST cat, Germanic Cat, Ziprotscria, Texaska, United Kahndaq, The Resoland, Altivia, Auvangad Eng, Aoncarpa, and Nu Elysium.