The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.512 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,857 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,493 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Windmilluminati websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 290,981^st in the world and 6,390^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -57.67 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.