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EPIC CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“If all else fails, give her the whip”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 53rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 78th Fattest Citizens: 148th
28.349 billion Naughty Slave Girl Owners. Unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Be brave and fight!”
Largest Governments: 53rdMost Efficient Economies: 54thMost Cultured: 70th
13.0b6,230t
SEASON TWO
The flag once raised will never fall!
Most Influential: 139thMost Secular: 505thMost Efficient Economies: 824th
15.1b4,160t
Civil Rights Lovefest

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“I'd tumble for you. ”
Most Efficient Economies: 268th Largest Publishing Industry: 378th Most Rebellious Youth: 429th
20.339 billion Marsariesians. Deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“We Only Sing When We're Fishing”
Least Corrupt Governments: 625th Safest: 803rd Most Advanced Public Education: 852nd
15.235 billion Blundellians. National health service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Fornication is Compulsory”
Largest Information Technology Sector: 236th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 270th Most Rebellious Youth: 281st
13.047 billion Fomdaeborgians. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“State of Mind”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 695th Highest Drug Use: 714th Most Politically Free: 1,019th
11.353 billion Sardinia Stateans. Complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Ten Thousand Years!”
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 299th Largest Insurance Industry: 300th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 417th
11.111 billion Japanese. Ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Psychotic Dictatorship
“Desdividettía e Desparratettía”
Largest Populations: 7,496thMost Conservative: 9,117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,807th
17.5b535t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“Aequam memento rebus in arduis servare mentem”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 472nd Most Influential: 1,161st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,988th
10.061 billion Balzarians. Museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Aequam memento rebus in arduis servare mentem.”
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 445thMost Influential: 812thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,937th
12.1b950t
SEASON TWO
Corporate Police State
“She began to curl her hair and long for balls (Austen)”
Most Stationary: 7,867th Most Ignorant Citizens: 15,202nd
8.499 billion Mister Pouche Billiarde deuxians. Complete lack of prisons and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“The Only Way to Get a Bailout Today”
Most Pro-Market: 6,007th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,215th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,248th
8.332 billion Interregional Monetary Fundians. Complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Skin on skin, let the love begin”
Most Average: 2,082nd Most Stationary: 8,078th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,274th
8.317 billion JE-1ians. Burgeoning Laughing Swordfish population.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Polls!!!”
Most Subsidized Industry: 157th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 453rd Largest Insurance Industry: 773rd
7.186 billion Polling Boothsians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and lack of airports.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Really?”
Most Stationary: 10,131st Most Influential: 14,159th
6.898 billion Ahdutians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Above and Beyond”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,788th Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,924th Best Weather: 7,214th
4.221 billion Halcyonians. Vat-grown people, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
Most Pro-Market: 2,905th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,168th Largest Insurance Industry: 5,019th
2.297 billion Muratoreans. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE

UNCOMMON CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Labor and Liberty”
Largest Black Market: 954th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,485th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,555th
13.848 billion Arkotani. Anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and suspicion of poets.
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“future”
Most Stationary: 1,217th Largest Populations: 4,909th Most Influential: 10,077th
19.644 billion Lampy landsians. Absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“For Sauron and Mordor”
Most Stationary: 8,644th Largest Populations: 12,024th Largest Black Market: 15,405th
12.828 billion Uruk-Hai Lurtzians. Compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
Corporate Police State
“Depends”
Most Stationary: 2,915th Largest Gambling Industry: 7,241st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,877th
13.358 billion Lee Key Bumians. Compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and restrictive gun laws.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Република Македонија”
Largest Gambling Industry: 5,097th Largest Black Market: 5,163rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,078th
16.316 billion Macedonians. Enslaved workforce, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Between a rock and a hard place”
Largest Populations: 1,135th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,916th Highest Economic Output: 7,285th
30.683 billion Tarentaurusians. Frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and state-planned economy.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Home”
Largest Populations: 3,031st Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6,294th Largest Black Market: 11,051st
23.877 billion Willemstaadians. Absence of drug laws.
Tyranny by Majority
“Freedom and equality!”
Nudest: 2,847th Most Stationary: 5,273rd Most Influential: 10,401st
12.777 billion Free againians. Enforced nudity, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“The weakest link”
Most Stationary: 3,085th Most Influential: 8,861st Largest Black Market: 11,242nd
12.681 billion Ealstinians. Compulsory vegetarianism, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Carpe diem”
Most Stationary: 3,382nd Most Influential: 9,471st Largest Populations: 13,078th
12.439 billion 4islandsians. Burgeoning fox population.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Long time ago...”
Nudest: 3,141st Most Authoritarian: 3,619th Most Stationary: 4,242nd
11.588 billion Malenians. Enforced nudity, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
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