The Commonwealth of Celeste is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Frea'krömm Wulffreÿ with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.593 billion Celesteans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celestia. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Celestean economy, worth 181 trillion Celestials a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,077 Celestials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities are suffering under water rationing, the mentally ill are given high powered automatic weapons for "catharsis therapy", pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion, and a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celeste's national animal is the Dwcjåiän, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cristianismo-Rÿänizjw.

Celeste is ranked 33,554^th in the world and 72^nd in The League for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,935.41 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.