The Republic of Pan de Rosas is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Reni Lobredo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.844 billion Pan de Rosasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naga City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Pan de Rosasian economy, worth 275 trillion Pink Pandesals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 149,588 Pink Pandesals, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and stern tutting by international commentators has persuaded Pan de Rosas to disarm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pan de Rosas's national animal is the Pinklawan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mitskismo-Laufismo-Mother Taylorismo.

Pan de Rosas is ranked 179,627^th in the world and 310^th in The League for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 42.27 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.