The Communist Federal Republic of Yugorowenia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Evgeniy Lazakov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.104 billion Yugorowenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mylenia. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Yugorowenian economy, worth 85.4 trillion Naftokcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 40,608 Naftokcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gaping tourists take long-distance photos of diseased natives on "indigenous peoples" safari tours, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yugorowenia's national animal is the Konigsveiss Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Yugorowenia is ranked 86,822^nd in the world and 776^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,903.51 on the Gilded Widget Scale.