The Green fn of Republic of Aiyland is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mr Ion with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 3.7 billion Aitellecians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aitel. The average income tax rate is 76.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aitellecian economy, worth 512 trillion Interdimensional Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,516 Interdimensional Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government popup ads are springing up like weeds, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and the same 3700 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Mr Ion's every word on Twitcher. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Aiyland's national animal is the Jamides bochus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Republic of Aiyland is ranked 16,711^th in the world and 36^th in Thaecia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.54 law-abiding acts per hour.