The Grass Munching Wooloo of North American Imperial State is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Wooloos with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.68 billion Columbians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vasinta. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Columbian economy, worth a remarkable 2,360 trillion Wooloosian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 221,058 Wooloosian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say chess victor Wooloos can kill you with mind-bullets, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and nocturnal burglars are grateful for the convenient beverages on welcoming doorsteps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North American Imperial State's national animal is the Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Helix.

North American Imperial State is ranked 6,137^th in the world and 3^rd in Isle Of Wooloo Kingdom for Most Secular, with 97.91 Atheism Rate.