by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,784thMost Inclusive: 5,135thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,781st
The Crazy Pikachu of Imperialism of
Democratic Socialists
De iustitia et libertas Pikachu
King James II
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Kingdom of Englands

Population2.427 billion

CapitalNeo London
LeaderKing James II


The Crazy Pikachu of Imperialism of Kingdom of Englands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King James II with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.427 billion Englandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo London. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient English economy, worth 400 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 165,213 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Englands's national animal is the Pikachu-Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pikachuism.

Kingdom of Englands is ranked 204,890th in the world and 120th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Armed, with 0.2 Weapons Per Person.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,784thMost Inclusive: 5,135thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,781stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,057thMost Cultured: 7,677thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,907thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,689thNicest Citizens: 9,707thMost Developed: 11,250thHighest Average Incomes: 11,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,434thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,644thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,308thSmartest Citizens: 13,138thLargest Governments: 13,571stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,220thLowest Crime Rates: 14,352ndMost Devout: 14,368thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,466thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,726thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,035thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,178thMost Influential: 16,824thLargest Black Market: 16,874thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,251stMost Efficient Economies: 17,712thHealthiest Citizens: 17,760thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,128thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,018thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,955thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,996thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,275thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,282nd
Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the region

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