Population | 1.702 billion |
Capital | Carthiada |
Leader | King Erich I Leftenson |
Faith | The Old Faith |
Currency | Krown-Starling |
Animal | Phoenix |
The Grand Kingdom of North-Bardonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Erich I Leftenson with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.702 billion North-Bardonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carthiada. The average income tax rate is 62.2%.
The frighteningly efficient North-Bardonian economy, worth 277 trillion Krown-Starlings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,126 Krown-Starlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the face of King Erich I Leftenson is a permanent feature of the Carthiada skyline, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North-Bardonia's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Old Faith.
North-Bardonia is ranked 257,636th in the world and 155th in Lands End for Nicest Citizens, with 0.92 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in North-Bardonia, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed.
- : Following new legislation in North-Bardonia, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
- : Following new legislation in North-Bardonia, the face of King Erich I Leftenson is a permanent feature of the Carthiada skyline.
- : Following new legislation in North-Bardonia, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in North-Bardonia, North-Bardonians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
- : Following new legislation in North-Bardonia, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
- : Following new legislation in North-Bardonia, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : North-Bardonia lodged a message on the Lands End Regional Message Board.
- : North-Bardonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Following new legislation in North-Bardonia, the government is a law unto itself.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 43 » Deims Kir, The Tribia, Bonnie Blue Republic, Papalania, South-Central Rhodesia, Ruwan Islands, Terra Argo, FederacionMilitarMexicana, Pantsville, Nordhpadhan, Dolplandia, Ofrus, Biggonian Megaist Empire, New Trussia, Thaltopia, Cassinia, Antarctican Immagrants, Buchbach, Murskat, Claysville, Sovende, Peacockastan, Neo URSS, Tillaania, Thauto States, Tayichi, Akita-saki, Hansa Federation, Ansoku, Jaredistan, Troposia, Micalandia, Schabinur, New Tussia, Lithland, Eshallia, North Hells Saellue, Insania Pecunia, Stagfort, Unificada das Ilhas Karparge, Qilia, Skoy, and Glossapolis.