The Commonwealth of Tillaania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jon Nakinnian with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 4.514 billion Tillaanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eliasson. The average income tax rate is 63.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tillaanian economy, worth 613 trillion parrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,003 parrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School football matches are usually five-a-side, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, and mandatory blunting of cutlery has increased the popularity of soup-based meals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tillaania's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dunchinianity.

Tillaania is ranked 50,294^th in the world and 53^rd in Lands End for Most Corrupt Governments, with 39.23 kickbacks per hour.