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Highest Crime Rates: 652ndRudest Citizens: 1,064thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,139th
The Briton-Acadian Confederacy of
Anarchy
Privacy, Peace, and Profit
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Cassinia

Population3.253 billion

CapitalKastrū
LeaderKōltur Vāka
FaithRäelist Pluralism

Currencynol
AnimalKool-Aid Man

The Briton-Acadian Confederacy of Cassinia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kōltur Vāka with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.253 billion Cassi live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kastrū. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cassic economy, worth 450 trillion nols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,580 nols, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 590,509 per year while the poor average 20,913, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is widely believed that the first citizen of Cassinia was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O', pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and it turns out you can teach cats new tricks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cassinia's national animal is the Kool-Aid Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Räelist Pluralism.

Cassinia is ranked 160,815th in the world and 147th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Poor Incomes, with 20,913.4 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Crime Rates: 652ndRudest Citizens: 1,064thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,139thMost Armed: 1,151stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,277thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,387thMost Avoided: 1,487thLargest Retail Industry: 1,612thFattest Citizens: 2,091stTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,298thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,370thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,659thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,628thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,406thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,268thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,249thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,238thMost Inclusive: 10,142ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,207thHighest Drug Use: 13,315thTop
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Most Influential: 15,022ndLargest Mining Sector: 16,880thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,140thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,474thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,764thHighest Average Incomes: 18,868thMost Secular: 23,506thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,760thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,656thMost Politically Free: 26,820th
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Highest Drug Use: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cassinia, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks.
  • : Cassinia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Following new legislation in Cassinia, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassinia, it is widely believed that the first citizen of Cassinia was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O'.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassinia, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassinia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Kastrū.
  • : Following new legislation in Cassinia, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence.
  • : Cassinia was endorsed by The CID WA Puppet of UNDelegate.
  • : Cassinia was endorsed by The Polemic Hagiarchy of Zenzibar.
  • : Cassinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.

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