The Briton-Acadian Confederacy of Cassinia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kōltur Vâka with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.253 billion Cassi live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kastrû. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Cassic economy, worth 450 trillion nols a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,580 nols, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 590,509 per year while the poor average 20,913, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is widely believed that the first citizen of Cassinia was called 'Wild-eyed Daddy-O', pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and it turns out you can teach cats new tricks. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cassinia's national animal is the Kool-Aid Man, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Räelist Pluralism.

Cassinia is ranked 160,815^th in the world and 147^th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Poor Incomes, with 20,913.4 Standard Monetary Units.