The Kingdom of Eshallia is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 189 million Eshallis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 23.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Eshallian economy, worth 5.44 trillion The Dogars a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,800 The Dogars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is almost non-existent. Eshallia's national animal is the Cats, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eshallia is ranked 77,558^th in the world and 68^th in Lands End for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.