The Indian union federation of New Flailia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Fireverse with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.211 billion Indians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New indo-flailian coast. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Flailian economy, worth a remarkable 1,460 trillion Flacences a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 177,890 Flacences, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, purported secret military bases are dismissed by Fireverse to be highly-advanced toilet factories, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Flailia's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Flailia is ranked 32,699^th in the world and 45^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,378.68 on the Gilded Widget Scale.