The Federal Union of Zentraleuropaeischen Vertrags is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Kaiserin Tanya von Degurechaff with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.78 billion Zentraleuropaeer enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berun. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zentraleuropaeisch economy, worth 430 trillion Kohlemarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 154,681 Kohlemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, a government program is underway to revitalize Zentraleuropaeischen Vertrags's beaches, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and vitriolic divorce proceedings have become prime-time television. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zentraleuropaeischen Vertrags's national animal is the Reichsadler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Positivsaekularismus.

Zentraleuropaeischen Vertrags is ranked 11,335^th in the world and 668^th in Lazarus for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 7,148.05 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.