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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 366thMost Influential: 1,567thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,810th
The Armed Republic of
Father Knows Best State
All for Muffins; Muffins for All, hopefully
Lord Muffino
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Muffinses

Population1.72 billion

CapitalMuffiscaland
LeaderLord Muffino
FaithMuffinism

CurrencyMuffinose
AnimalMuffin

The Armed Republic of Muffinses is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lord Muffino with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.72 billion Muffinsesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muffiscaland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Muffinsesian economy, worth 216 trillion Muffinoses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,077 Muffinoses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,720 per year while the poor average 34,289, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Muffinses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muffinses's national animal is the Muffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Muffinism.

Muffinses is ranked 1,567th in the world and 138th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 66,352 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 366thMost Influential: 1,567thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,810thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,075thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,076thBest Weather: 7,974thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,337thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,329thHealthiest Citizens: 9,393rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,120thMost Developed: 11,134thLowest Crime Rates: 11,230thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,539thHighest Food Quality: 11,864thMost Patriotic: 12,949thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,110thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,203rdLargest Welfare Programs: 15,425thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,768thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,008thMost Cultured: 16,626thLargest Governments: 17,441stHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,599thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,198thSmartest Citizens: 21,739thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,747thMost Inclusive: 22,086thMost Efficient Economies: 23,468thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,510thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,573rd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 107th in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 153rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 170th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 224th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 230th in the regionMost Patriotic: 253rd in the regionBest Weather: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 256th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 257th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 274th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 278th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 285th in the regionMost Developed: 288th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 298th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 299th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 323rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 330th in the regionLargest Governments: 334th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 341st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 352nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 355th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 383rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 405th in the regionMost Cultured: 412th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 423rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 513th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 519th in the region

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