Population | 1.72 billion |
Capital | Muffiscaland |
Leader | Lord Muffino |
Faith | Muffinism |
Currency | Muffinose |
Animal | Muffin |
The Armed Republic of Muffinses is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lord Muffino with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.72 billion Muffinsesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muffiscaland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Muffinsesian economy, worth 216 trillion Muffinoses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,077 Muffinoses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,720 per year while the poor average 34,289, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.
A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, and online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Muffinses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muffinses's national animal is the Muffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Muffinism.
Muffinses is ranked 1,567th in the world and 138th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 66,352 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Muffinses was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Muffinses was endorsed by The Lebanese Puppet of Peoples Guerilla Armed Coalition.
- : Muffinses was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Muffinses voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Great Costume Party".
- : Muffinses voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protection of Biomedical Research"".
- : Muffinses was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Muffinses was endorsed by The Dictatorship of DaBes.
- : Muffinses was endorsed by The Empire of Rhuellia.
- : Muffinses was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Muffinses was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of New Bevia.
World Assembly
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