The Foxo Kingdom of Foxotania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Ronaldo with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.868 billion Foxos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Zorro. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Foxotanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,026 trillion Paaviran Crowns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 203,589 Paaviran Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Foxotania's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Foxotania is ranked 248,996^th in the world and 2,470^th in the Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 39.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.