The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Most Supreme Magnificent Ruler with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.769 billion Momstononistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Macroplex of Momstononistan. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Momstononistanian economy, worth an astonishing 15,673 trillion Preciouses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 659,388 Preciouses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,981,326 per year while the poor average 48,989, a ratio of 81.3 to 1.

Unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, and the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Momstononistan's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is not available.

Momstononistan is ranked 333,784^th in the world and 3,515^th in the Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.8 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.