Population | 22.442 billion |
Capital | Kashgar |
Leader | President Safadi |
Faith | Islam and Kolechian Orthodox |
Currency | Naxar |
Animal | Snow Leopard |
The Republic of Free Kolechia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Safadi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.442 billion Kolechians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kashgar. The average income tax rate is 50.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Kolechian economy, worth a remarkable 1,254 trillion Naxars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,911 Naxars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, and the 'sing-a-long with President Safadi' album is a popular souvenir. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Kolechia's national animal is the Snow Leopard and its national religion is Islam and Kolechian Orthodox.
Free Kolechia is ranked 125,059th in the world and 65th in Greater Dienstad for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.21 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Free Kolechia published "Foreign Relations of Kolechia" (Factbook: International).
- : Free Kolechia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Free Kolechia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Theocratic Matriarchy of Holy Marsh, killing 41 million zombies.
- : Free Kolechia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ardenfontein, curing 8 million infected.
- : Free Kolechia was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Fortress of Communist Oldwitch, curing 21 million infected.
- : Free Kolechia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Inactive Nation of The Python, curing 107 million infected.
- : Free Kolechia was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Deceased Nation of Apatosaurus, curing 71 million infected.
- : Free Kolechia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Eternal Union of The Ice States, curing 78 million infected.
- : Free Kolechia was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Fortress of Communist Oldwitch, curing 9 million infected.
- : Free Kolechia was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Inactive Nation of The Python, curing 38 million infected.