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Greater Dienstad RMB
Greater Dienstad was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 260

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni (elected )

Founder: The Empire of the Golden Throne of The Macabees

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Largest Black Market: 229th Most Nations: 325th Highest Economic Output: 480th+32
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 585th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 590th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 602nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 759th Highest Average Incomes: 936th Largest Mining Sector: 994th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,064th Most Avoided: 1,066th Most Influential: 1,093rd Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,101st Fattest Citizens: 1,113th Rudest Citizens: 1,150th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,205th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,206th Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,221st Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,223rd Most Armed: 1,318th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,333rd Largest Publishing Industry: 1,365th Smartest Citizens: 1,465th Largest Governments: 1,509th Most Cultured: 1,510th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,720th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,815th Largest Retail Industry: 1,831st Most Subsidized Industry: 1,884th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,906th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,333rd Healthiest Citizens: 2,363rd Most Secular: 2,382nd Most Advanced Public Education: 2,406th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,503rd
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Greater Díenstad is a top flight roleplaying region with a long history of drama-free writing. All law-abiding RPers welcomed. | Need help with world building, role playing, or starting your journey in GD? Telegram a GD Mentor: Ghant, Lamoni, Mokastana, The Macabees

Please endorse our WA Delegate: Lamoni. | TG Mokastana for the map.

Map: Link | Discord: Link

Have an RP idea? Post it in our awesome Greater Díenstad Community Hub. | Also, check out the brand spankin' new news thread.

Embassies: Nova, Tyrrhenia, Haven, Gholgoth, Vaguely Atlantic, Maredoratica, The Empire of Common Territories, Ellorea, Astyria, Austritaria, Earth Prime, Empire of Andrew, Mystria, Ivory Tower, NationStates, Caprecia, and 37 others.Esquarium, The Illuminati, Tareldanore, Greysteel, The Local Cluster, Greater Ixnay, Tyran, Paradoxia, Western Atlantic, Ordis, Atlas, Grand Alliance, 10000 Islands, Armagedox, Regionless, Arda en Estel, Dauiland, Ajax, Caer Sidi, Voxia, Neu Anterra, The Imperial Consortium, Imperial Fatherland, Rostil, Novo Brasil, The Hole To Hide In, Canada, The North Pacific, Atlantis, New Atlas, Teremara, Diamond City, Old Zealand, Andromalius, the South Pacific, Katzen, and Prima Victoria.

Tags: Casual, Commended, Featured, Large, Map, Modern Tech, Offsite Forums, Post-Modern Tech, Role Player, and Social.

Regional Power: Moderate

Greater Dienstad contains 66 nations, the 325th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Rudest Citizens in Greater Dienstad

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Greater Dienstad is ranked 1,150th in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederate States of Scandinavian NationsCapitalist Paradise“Ambitious, but rubbish.”
2.The Mechanical Metropolis of Machine City of Zero OneCapitalist Paradise“Surrender your flesh....we demand it!”
3.The Vault of Card StorageAnarchy“If it fits, it sits!”
4.The Empire of the Golden Throne of The MacabeesAnarchy“Non Plus Ultra”
5.The Dreamworld of CodestreamCapitalist Paradise“Where everyone is just living their dream!”
6.The Potato Pirates of Studly SpudCorporate Bordello“Scurvy Spud Stowaways! Yarr! ☠️”
7.The Notional Laboratory of CRlSPRCorporate Bordello“There's NO such thing as junk DNA!”
8.The Adynnic Federal Republic of KassaranDemocratic Socialists“Prosperity in Unity, Peace as One”
9.The Thought Experience of Cognitive ResonanceCorporate Bordello“What we design, designs us in return.”
10.The Territory of DeamonopolisIron Fist Consumerists“Light of the South”
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Vodka = 1000 USD per shipment of 2000 bottles.
Permanently frozen ice = 1000 USD per shipment of 2000 cubic feet.
Ak-47 = 100 USD per shipment of 50 rifles.
M1a1 Tanks: 1 million USD per shipment of 1 tank.
T-14 Armata tanks: 1 million USD per shipment of 1 tank.
Thermonuclear Bomb: 50 million USD per shipment of 1 TN bomb.
Napalm bomb: 500,000 USD per shipment of 200 Napalm bombs.
M4 Rifle: 200,000 USD per shipment of 10 Rifles.
EMP Grenade: 100,000 USD per shipment of 10 Grenades.
42 Gallon Oil Barrel: 200,000 USD per shipment of 200 Barrels.
Uranium: 800,000 USD per shipment of 100 pounds.
Barrett 50. Rifle: 300,000 USD per shipment of 10 rifles.
Tesla Cyber Trucks: 100,000 USD per shipment of 20 cars
Lenovo Computers: 1,000 USD per shipment of 2 Computers.
Tea bags: 1,000 USD per shipment of 20,000 bags of tea.
Rum: 1,000 USD per shipment of 10,000 liters of rum.
Avocados: 100 USD per shipment of 20,000 Avocados.
Pencils: 100 USD per shipment of 1 million pencils.
Rpg-7: 100,000 USD per shipment of 10 Rpg's.
Steak: 100 USD per shipment of 1 Ton.
2 Year Aged Cheddar cheese: 200 USD per shipment of 2 tons.
100 Year Aged wine: 100,000 USD per shipment of 10,000.
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Greetings from XKI! We're proud to present a special announcement regarding Chief Executive Markanite's resignation from his position, and his selection of Hakketomat as his successor. To view the full announcement, please follow the link below.

On Monday, April 3rd 2021, Chief Executive Markanite of 10000 Islands announced his decision to resign from his position, and pass the torch to Hakketomat. Hakketomat is a well-known figure in the region, having served as Executive Officer in TITO, Senior Senator, and Registrar-General, among other positions. Although we are sad to see Markanite go, he has made an excellent choice for his successor and XKI is excited to welcome Hakketomat into the position of Chief Executive.

The following is the statement of resignation and conferral from Markanite:

On the 17th February 2019, I was given one of the greatest honours in 10000 Islands and was asked by Woonsocket to serve as Chief Executive. I have loved serving in this role over the last two years but now I think it is time that I pass on the role to another.

2. The Chief Executive authority of 10000 Islands shall be vested in the Founder Nation, the United States of Grub. The Chief Executive shall hold Office for life, and shall be responsible for the conferral of the Chief Executive's authority to a successor of the Chief Executive's sole choosing.

So, as per Article 2 of the XKI Constitution, I am naming Hakketomat to be the next Chief Executive of the 10000 Islands. The transition will begin today with this announcement and I will work with to bring them up to speed on all the duties of the Chief Executive over the next few weeks. I will update everyone upon completion of the transition.

The first thing we will work on is administering the elections which begin tomorrow as normal.

I'd like to thank you all for your support, help and guidance whilst I navigated the challenges of the role. I hope that I have done you all proud. Being Chief Executive is not easy, and I know I've made some mistakes however I also hope I've done some good and helped the region. 10000 Islands has an extensive and amazing history, we have endured the test of time and will continue to thrive under the new Chief Executive.

I look forward to watching how the region evolves over the next few months and years. It has been an honour and a privilege. Thank you all.

Long live the 10000 Islands! Long live TITO! Long live Hakketomat!


As the transition process begins we wish Hakketomat the best of luck and express the deepest gratitude to Markanite for his dedication and service to the region.

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