The People's Republic of Ellietopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ellie with an iron fist, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.372 billion Ellietopians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eleania. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ellietopian economy, worth 175 trillion caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,694 caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ellietopia's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ellieism.

Ellietopia is ranked 15,407^th in the world and 289^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.91 law-abiding acts per hour.