Population | 5.228 billion |
Capital | Xxiling |
Leader | Supreme Leader Mr Troller |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | peso |
Animal | Winged Monkey |
The Social Union of Pai Land is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Mr Troller with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.228 billion Paians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xxiling. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Paian economy, worth 478 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 91,438 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pai Land's national animal is the Winged Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Pai Land is ranked 143,956th in the world and 2,903rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The Empire of Legion Of The Moon.
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : Pai Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Pai Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Corthsri.
- : Pai Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Pai Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements, the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Education and Highest Food Quality.
- : Pai Land was endorsed by The Free Palestine of Lilli Lands.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 106 » Amerion, Tepertopia, Beblahbleblo, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Land Without Shrimp, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Nowa Europa, Arscanesia, Chernaya Zvezda, Wehraboos, The Haughtherlands, PenguinPies, Kringalia, Rebel-topia, Ebonhand, Farengeto, Aidenfieeld, Drystar, Froshar, Great Lothian, Curlyhoward, Altnavia, Saciu, Goldnation, Dun Frest, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, ARIAPOLIS01, Estival, Tsunamy, Sporaltryus, West Pastafaria, Galactya, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Bonobiana, Ostavaria, Calistan, Pepoland, Kazhinskia, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Empire of Pekoland, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Hacrela, Cerespasia, America Gone Wrong, and 56 others.Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Alvira, Asarana, Morian, Kaoia, New Maxta, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Moreana, Emagination, Hadrex, Eritria, The Worst army of, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, Koros, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, Springwalla, The Weirdo, Aodhan, HawkoFon, Lupusterra, Pepperton, Nakayo, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Mardunia, 7 Trees, Albend, Megistos, Marre, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, Lilli Lands, Meglomania, Corthsri, Janoi Donacen, Legion Of The Moon, and The Lombard League.